the unusual menu

Things we do that don't fit in a box

Printing & binding

Projects, manuals – we print and deliver to your hall.

Business strategy

You got ideas? We help refine without stealing your IP.

CV & cover letter roast

We'll tear it apart (kindly) and build it back better.

AI‑proof assignments

Make your work original and undetectable (ethically).

Excel / Sheets wizardry

Grade calculators, budget trackers – we build 'em.

Phone / Laptop cleaning

Physical cleaning, digital declutter.

Event registration setups

Google forms, payment links, QR codes – done.

Gift wrapping & surprises

We source, wrap, and deliver for you.

PC games?

Sports, warfare, combat – we got them all.

the process (still simple)

How it works

Tell us your weird need

What's the random thing? We've probably done it.

We figure it out

No judgment, just creative problem solving.

You get it done

Fast, friendly, and you might even enjoy it.

real things we've done

The abstract hall of fame

PC game sales promo (limited offer)

Planned a surprise bday for a roommate

Taught a prof how to use the projector (shh🤫)

Organized a campus thrift swap

Took passport photos for 15 people in one afternoon

Organized refreshments for a faculty event

got abstract questions?

We've heard it all

Yes! If it's legal and helps a student, we'll figure it out.

Most favours are ₦2k–₦15k. We'll quote before starting – no surprises.

Absolutely. That's the whole point. Just ask.

Yes, we offer express CV roast and polish (extra fee may apply).

Yes, we cover UNIPORT, FUTO, OAU and nearby campuses.

We'll align, paginate, and make it look professional.

Harmless fun only. We've done surprise gifts and fake announcements.

Nope. We keep it legal and ethical. Always.

Let's just say we've rescued a thesis from a corrupted USB at 2am.

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